Why wait for the weekend to have fun.
The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.
- Jean Rhys
There aren’t enough days in the weekend.
- Rod Schmidt
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
- Joseph Addison
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
- Lyndon B. Johnson
I hate weekends because there is no stock market.
- Rene Rivkin
Man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
- Rita Rudner
Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
- Anthony Burgess
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
- Woody Allen
Pretend like it’s the weekend, … We could pretend it all the time.
- Jack Johnson
Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football.
- S.A. Sachs
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
- Bill Watterson
Everyone agrees the level of surfing here this weekend was the highest they’ve seen. It was insane.
- Alex Gray
Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
- Marilyn Savant
Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
- Casey Stengel
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
- Chuck Palahniuk
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
- John Shirley
Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.
- Ogden Nash
Of all the days that’s in the week I dearly love but one day And that’s the day that comes betwixt.A Saturday and Monday.
- Henry Carey