Vanity Quotes
Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory.
- Joseph Conrad
Vanity is the quicksand of reason.
- George Sand
Censorship is the height of vanity.
- Martha Graham
Self love seems so often unrequited.
- Anthony Powell
Vanity is a motive of immense potency.
- Bertrand Russell
The surest cure for vanity is loneliness.
- Thomas Wolfe
We speak little if not egged on by vanity.
- François Rochefoucauld
Pride that dines on vanity, sups on contempt.
- Benjamin Franklin
Vanity is a natural object of temptation to a woman.
- Jonathan Swift
Pride does not wish to owe and vanity does not wish to pay.
- François Rochefoucauld
Vanity dies hard; in some obstinate cases it outlives the man.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
Vanity makes men ridiculous, pride odious and ambition terrible.
- Sir Richard
What makes the vanity of others insupportable is that it wounds our own.
- François Rochefoucauld
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
- Henry David Thoreau
If vanity does not overthrow all our virtues, at least she makes them totter.
- François Rochefoucauld
Virtue would not go to such lengths if vanity did not keep her company.
- François Rochefoucauld
No man thinks there is much ado about nothing when the ado is about himself.
- Anthony Trollope
A man’s vanity tells him what is honor, a man’s conscience what is justice.
- Walter Savage Landor
We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don’t care for.
- Marie Ebner
Flattery is a kind of bad money, to which our vanity gives us currency.
- Francois Rochefoucauld
A pretty wife is something for the fastidious vanity of a rougue to retire upon.
- Thomas Moore
Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.
- Francois Rochefoucauld
There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it.
- Mark Twain
I used to think getting old was about vanity-but actually it’s about losing people you love.
- Gopaleen Myles
Change of fashion is the tax levied by the industry of the poor on the vanity of the rich.
- Nicolas Chamfort
What vanity needs for its satisfaction is glory, and it’s easy to have glory without power.
- Bertrand Russell
The only cure for vanity is laughter, and the only fault that is laughable is vanity.
- Henri Bergson
There is nothing so agonizing to the fine skin of vanity as the application of a rough truth.
- Edward G. Bulwer
Vanity is as ill at ease under indifference as tenderness is under a love which it cannot return.
- George Eliot
Vanity as an impulse has without doubt been of far more benefit to civilization than modesty has ever been.
- William E. Woodward
Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.
- Garrison Keillor
The common practice of keeping up appearances with society is a mere selfish struggle of the vain with the vain.
- John Ruskin
Every author, however modest, keeps a most outrageous vanity chained like a madman in the padded cell of his breast.
- Logan Pearsall Smith
Nothing so soothes our vanity as a display of greater vanity in others; it make us vain, in fact, of our modesty.
- Louis Kronenberger
How can anybody learn anything from an artwork when the piece of art only reflects the vanity of the artist and not reality?
- Lou Reed


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