Television Quotes

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Time has convinced me of one thing. Television is for appearing on, not looking at.
- Anonymous

+28

Television has changed a child from an irresistible force to an immovable object.
- Anonymous

+26

If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.
- Anonymous

+26

Theater is life. Cinema is art. Television is furniture.
- Anonymous

+22

Television is a chewing gum for the eyes.
- Anonymous

+18

They say that ninety percent of TV is junk. But, ninety percent of everything is junk.
- Anonymous

+16

It’s the menace that everyone loves to hate but can’t seem to live without.
- Anonymous

+14

I could have been a doctor, but there were too many good shows on TV.
- Anonymous

+14

Television has raised writing to a new low.
- Anonymous

+14

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can’t stop eating peanuts.
- Anonymous