T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
+86I’m the person your mother warned you about.
- Anonymous
+28Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.
- Anonymous
+24All men are idiots And I married their king.
- Anonymous
+18Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
- Anonymous
+14Boys are like bubble gum, sweet in the beginning, but dull in the end! 
+14I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
- Anonymous
+10People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
- Anonymous
+10We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
- Anonymous
+8Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
- Anonymous
+8No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
- Anonymous
+8I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
- Anonymous
+6Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
- Anonymous
+6I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
- Anonymous
+6There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
- Anonymous
+6Never kick a man unless he’s down.
- Anonymous
+4I’m not as dumb as you look.
- Anonymous
+4My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
- Anonymous
+4How can I love you if you won’t lie down ?
- Anonymous
+4Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
- Anonymous
+4Work is the curse of the drinking class.
- Anonymous
-2I wear the brains in the family.
- Anonymous
