T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

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I’m the person your mother warned you about.
– Anonymous

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Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.
– Anonymous

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All men are idiots And I married their king.
– Anonymous

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Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
– Anonymous

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Boys are like bubble gum, sweet in the beginning, but dull in the end! 😀

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People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
– Anonymous

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I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
– Anonymous

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We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
– Anonymous

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How can I love you if you won’t lie down ?
– Anonymous

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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
– Anonymous

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No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
– Anonymous

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Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
– Anonymous

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Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
– Anonymous

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My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
– Anonymous

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Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
– Anonymous

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I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
– Anonymous

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I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
– Anonymous

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There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
– Anonymous

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Never kick a man unless he’s down.
– Anonymous

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I’m not as dumb as you look.

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– Anonymous

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Be hard on yourself and easy on others. Carry your own cross but never lay one on the back of another.
– A.W. Tozer

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Seeking is not always the way to find.
– Augustus Hare

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The world isn’t going backward, if you can just stay young enough to remember what it was really like when you were really young.
– A. J. Liebling

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Where excess lies, usually someone had to give something up for the other to get it.
– A.J. Darkholme

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That I may know Him, was the goal of his heart, and to this he sacrificed everything.
– A.W. Tozer

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We must invite the cross to do its deadly work within us.
– A.W. Tozer

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Interesting things always come from being really exhausted and really sick.
– Adam Driver

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Inject a few raisins of conversation into the tasteless dough of existence.
– O. Henry

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Everything’s a lot tougher when it’s for real. That’s when you choke. When it’s for real.
– Stephen King

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There’s always someone who knows something.
– Stephen King

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Crying was like pissing everything out on the ground.
– Stephen King

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Sometimes you had to know. Sometimes you had to see.
– Stephen King

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The world is a worst case scenario and I’m afraid that all you sense is true.
– Stephen King

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Because the difference between seeing and not seeing can be the difference between living and dying.
– Stephen King

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If the sweetness of our lives did not depart, there would be no sweetness at all.
– Stephen King

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The worst thing about wishes is that sometimes they come true.
– Stephen King

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That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons, even death may die.
– Stephen King

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A good novelist realizes he is a secretary, not God.
– Stephen King

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Such an ego simply forbade certain lines of thought.
– Stephen King

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Wandering’s the most addictive drug there is, I think, and every hidden road leads on to a dozen more.
– Stephen King

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