Stupid Quotes
+19A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Anonymous
+18Being stupid is its own reward
- Anonymous
+17With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
- Anonymous
+16I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.
- Anonymous
+16Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
- Anonymous
+15I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.
- Anonymous
+14Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
- Anonymous
+14A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.
- Anonymous
+12Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
- Anonymous
+11If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!
- Anonymous
+10It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
- Sam Levenson
+10STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
- Anonymous
+10Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
- Anonymous
+2Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
- Edwin Land
+1A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
- Samuel Goldwyn
+1Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.
- Missoulian
+1How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.
- Anonymous
+1What good is the moon if you can’t buy or sell it?
- Ivan Boesky
+1If you don’t dissagree with me, how will I know I’m right?
- Samuel Goldwyn
+1I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
- Homer J. Simpson
+1Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
- Duffy Daugherty
+1Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
- Yogi Berra
+1The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.
- David Garcia
+1Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
- Yogi Berra
+1To forcibly remove a politician from office, one has to meet a much higher standard of dishonesty.
- Michael Cooney
+1We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.
- Vlade Divac
+1Congratulations on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
- Yogi Berra
+1Our strength is that we don’t have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don’t have any real strengths.
- Frank Broyles
+1It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw
