Smoking Quotes, Sayings about smokers
+5If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I’d make love to it, then I’d smoke it.
- George Burns
+5When are people going to realize that breathing in smoke from anything that burns is not a good idea?
- Duane Alan Hahn
+3Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress.
- D.H. Mondfleur
+3The only ’safer’ cigarette is your last one.
- Duane Alan Hahn
+3Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
- George D. Prentice
+3A cigar has “…a fire at one end and a fool at the other.”
- Horace Greely
+3Take your life back from the tobacco companies. They don’t own you anymore.
- Duane Alan Hahn
+3To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
- Mark Twain
+3If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman’s pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.
- George Bernard Shaw
+2Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.
– Turkish Proverb
+2For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
- Jay Leno
+1He hasn’t one redeeming vice.
- Oscar Wilde
+1Cigars are no safe alternative act.
- Edward J. Markey
+1If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
- Mark Twain
+1A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
- Rudyard
+1Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
- Liza Minnelli
+1Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times.
- Mark Twain
+1To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life work.
- Mignon McLaughlin
+1The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan!
– Edward George
+1I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.
- Paul Carvel
+1I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time..
- Mark Twain
+1A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
- E.G. Bulwer Lytton
+1Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
- Irish Proverb
+1There’s a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
- Trey Parker
+1If we lose the battle against tobacco, we will lose the war against cancer.
- John Arradondo