Smoking Quotes, Sayings about smokers - Page 2
+1I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
– George Burns
+1Adolf Hitler’s life style is simple. He never drinks alcohol and does not smoke.
- Heinrich Hoffmann
+1It is now proven, beyond a doubt, that smoking is a leading cause of statistics.
– Fletcher Knebel
+1The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
+1Perfection is such a nuisance that I often regret having cured myself of using tobacco.
- Emile Zola
+1Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.
- Luis Buñuel
+1It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.
- Mark Twain
+1I’ve been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don’t feel safe breathing anything I can’t see!
- Dave Beard
+1People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them… Well, it’s killing me!
- Wendy Liebman
+1And to kill time while awaiting death, I smoke slender cigarettes thumbing my nose to the gods.
- Jules Laforgue
+1A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores.
- Mash Proverb
+1A nonsmoker is forced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee.
- Brock Fiant
+1I have known many persons who turned their gold into smoke, but you are the first to turn smoke into gold.
- Sir Walter Raleigh
+1I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can’t think of what they might be.
- Richard Carleton
+1Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man’s enjoyment of his cigar.
- Mark Twain
+1If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
- Clement Freud
+1You own yourself, so if you want to do something that destroys yourself, go ahead. Just don’t harm others when you do.
- Jim Goebel
+1There’s something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
- Harold Robbins
+1When I tell any truth it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those who do.
- William Blake
+1I’m glad I don’t have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and put them in my mouth.
- Mignon McLaughlin
+1After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after dinner activity that doesn’t involve two human beings.
- Brad Shaw
+1Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
- Steve Allen
0It is easier to stay out than get out.
- Mark Twain
0Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
– Woody Allen
-5The best way to stop smoking is to just stop no ifs, ands or butts.
- Edith Zittler
