Smoking Quotes, Sayings about smokers
+44Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
- Anonymous
+31Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
- Anonymous
+30The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
- Anonymous
+27Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
- Anonymous
+22Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
- Anonymous
+21The only safer cigarette is your last one.
- Anonymous
+19Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.
- Anonymous
+18If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
- Anonymous
+18To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
- Mark Twain
+18I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
- Anonymous
+18If we lose the battle against tobacco, we will lose the war against cancer.
- Anonymous
+17To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.
- Anonymous
+17My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.
- Anonymous
+16I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
- Anonymous
+16Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
- Anonymous
+16A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
- Dr. Gro Harlem
+15I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
- Anonymous
+15Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
- Anonymous
+13Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
- Anonymous
+11Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said “CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.”
- Dave Barry
+8Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.
- Anonymous
+7If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I’d make love to it, then I’d smoke it.
- George Burns
+6If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
- Anonymous
+3Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress.
- D.H. Mondfleur
+3Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
- George D. Prentice
+3Take your life back from the tobacco companies. They don’t own you anymore.
- Duane Alan Hahn
+3Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields
+3To smoke a cigar through a mouthpiece is equivalent to kissing a lady through a respirator.
– Proverb
+3I don’t smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.
- John Richard
+2Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.
– Turkish Proverb
+2For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
- Jay Leno
+1Cigars are no safe alternative act.
- Edward J. Markey
+1A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
- Rudyard
+1Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
- Liza Minnelli
+1To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life work.
- Mignon McLaughlin
+1The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan!
– Edward George
+1I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.
- Paul Carvel
+1I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time..
- Mark Twain
+1A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
- E.G. Bulwer Lytton
+1There’s a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
- Trey Parker
