Smoking Quotes, Sayings about smokers
+34Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
- Anonymous
+27Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
- Anonymous
+25I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
- Anonymous
+23Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.
- Anonymous
+19Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
- Anonymous
+18It is easier to stay out than get out.
- Anonymous
+18The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
- Anonymous
+17The only safer cigarette is your last one.
- Anonymous
+16To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
- Anonymous
+16If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
- Anonymous
+16Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
- Anonymous
+15I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
- Anonymous
+15To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.
- Anonymous
+15Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
- Anonymous
+15My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.
- Anonymous
+14Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
- Anonymous
+14I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
- Anonymous
+14If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
- Anonymous
+14I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
- Anonymous
+13Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
- Anonymous
+11The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
- Anonymous
+10A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
- Anonymous
+10Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.
- Anonymous
+10If we lose the battle against tobacco, we will lose the war against cancer.
- Anonymous
+7Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said “CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.”
- Dave Barry