Smoking Quotes, Sayings about smokers
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
The only safer cigarette is your last one.
Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
- Mark Twain
I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
If we lose the battle against tobacco, we will lose the war against cancer.
To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.
My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
- Dr. Gro Harlem
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said “CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.”
- Dave Barry
Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.
If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I’d make love to it, then I’d smoke it.
- George Burns
If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress.
- D.H. Mondfleur
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
- George D. Prentice
Take your life back from the tobacco companies. They don’t own you anymore.
- Duane Alan Hahn
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields
To smoke a cigar through a mouthpiece is equivalent to kissing a lady through a respirator.
I don’t smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.
- John Richard
Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.
– Turkish Proverb
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
- Jay Leno
Cigars are no safe alternative act.
- Edward J. Markey
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
- Liza Minnelli
To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life work.
- Mignon McLaughlin
The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan!
– Edward George
I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.
- Paul Carvel
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time..
- Mark Twain
A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
- E.G. Bulwer Lytton
There’s a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
- Trey Parker