Smoking Quotes, Sayings about smokers

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Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
– Anonymous

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The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
– Anonymous

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Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
– Anonymous

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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
– Anonymous

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The only safer cigarette is your last one.
– Anonymous

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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
– Anonymous

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I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
– Anonymous

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Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.
– Anonymous

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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
– Anonymous

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To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
– Mark Twain

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If we lose the battle against tobacco, we will lose the war against cancer.
– Anonymous

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To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.
– Anonymous

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My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.
– Anonymous

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I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
– Anonymous

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I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
– Anonymous

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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Anonymous

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A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
– Dr. Gro Harlem

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Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
– Anonymous

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Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
– Anonymous

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Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said “CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.”
– Dave Barry

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Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.
– Anonymous

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If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I’d make love to it, then I’d smoke it.
– George Burns

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If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
– Anonymous

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Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
– George D. Prentice

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Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress.
– D.H. Mondfleur

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Take your life back from the tobacco companies. They don’t own you anymore.
– Duane Alan Hahn

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Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
– Brooke Shields

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To smoke a cigar through a mouthpiece is equivalent to kissing a lady through a respirator.
– Proverb

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I don’t smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.
– John Richard

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Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.
– Turkish Proverb

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
– Jay Leno

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Cigars are no safe alternative act.
– Edward J. Markey

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A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
– Rudyard

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Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
– Liza Minnelli

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To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life work.
– Mignon McLaughlin

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The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan!
– Edward George

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I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.
– Paul Carvel

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time..
– Mark Twain

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A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
– E.G. Bulwer Lytton

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There’s a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
– Trey Parker

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