Sarcasm Quotes, Sarcastic Sayings - Page 2
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant
You can’t find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
- Carrie Fisher
An appeal is when you ask one court to show it’s contempt for another court.
- Finley Peter Dunne
If we are the only intelligent life in the universe, at least there’s a finite number of idiots.
- Steven Coallier
People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
- Russel Baker
I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.
- Mark Twain
I find it rather easy to protray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
- John Cleese
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
- Quentin Crisp
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning ability to, and bics, meaning withstand tremendous boredom.
- Dave Barry
Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.
- Thomas Carlyle