Sarcasm Quotes, Sarcastic Sayings - Page 2

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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant

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You can’t find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
- Carrie Fisher

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An appeal is when you ask one court to show it’s contempt for another court.
- Finley Peter Dunne

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If we are the only intelligent life in the universe, at least there’s a finite number of idiots.
- Steven Coallier

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People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
- Russel Baker

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I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.
- Mark Twain

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I find it rather easy to protray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
- John Cleese

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The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
- Quentin Crisp

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning ability to, and bics, meaning withstand tremendous boredom.
- Dave Barry

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Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.
- Thomas Carlyle

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