Sarcasm Quotes, Sarcastic Sayings
+23I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
- Anonymous
+20Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.
- Anonymous
+20A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
- Anonymous
+20I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
- Anonymous
+19Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
- Anonymous
+19It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
- Anonymous
+19He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
- Anonymous
+17I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- Anonymous
+16Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
- Anonymous
+16If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
- Anonymous
+16You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good.
- Anonymous
+15“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
- Anonymous
+14We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.
- Anonymous
+14If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
- Anonymous
+13Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Anonymous
+12There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.
- Anonymous
+12He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Anonymous
+12Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
- Anonymous
+10Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
- Anonymous
+10The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.
- Anonymous
+9Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil.
- Anonymous
+5Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
- Johnny Carson
+4Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
- Gordon Dickson
+3You have delighted us long enough.
- Jane Austen
+3He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
- Forrest Tucker