Retirement Quotes, Sayings about retiring
+24Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
- Anonymous
+24They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
- Anonymous
+21Life begins at retirement.
- Anonymous
+19Retirement, a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked.
- Anonymous
+18It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
- Anonymous
+18Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.
- Anonymous
+17Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
- Anonymous
+17To retire is to begin to die.
- Anonymous
+17The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.
- Anonymous
+16The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
- Anonymous
+16A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.
- Anonymous
+15Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.
- Anonymous
+15Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
- Anonymous
+15A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
- Anonymous
+14The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
- Anonymous
+14I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension.
- Anonymous
+14The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
- Anonymous
+13Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
- Anonymous
+13Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap-heap.
- Anonymous
+12Musicians don’t retire; they stop when there’s no more music in them.
- Anonymous
+12Old soldiers never die, they merely fade away.
- Anonymous
+11I will not retire while I’ve still got my legs and my make-up box.
- Anonymous
+10When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
- Anonymous
+10Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
- Anonymous
+1Retire from work, but not from life.
— M. K. Soni
+1In retirement, I look for days off from my days off.
— Mason Cooley
+1Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
— Workplace graffiti
+1Retirement without the love of letters is a living burial.
- Seneca
+1The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things.
— Susan Miller
+1The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
- Abe Lemons
+1Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
— Margaret Mead
+1Retirement means doing whatever I want to do. It means choice.
— Dianne Nahirny
+1My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.
— Patty Doyle
+1Musicians don’t retire they stop when there’s no more music in them.
- Louis Armstrong
+1Retire? I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the only one left.
— George F. Burns
+1Retirement may be an ending, a closing, but it is also a new beginning.
- Catherine Pulsifer
+1For retirement brings repose, and repose allows a kindly judgment of all things.
- John Sharp Williams
+1A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
— Larry Laser
+1Retired is being twice tired, I’ve thought First tired of working, Then tired of not.
— Richard Armour
+1Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
— Gene Perret
