Retirement Quotes, Sayings about retiring

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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
– Anonymous

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They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
– Anonymous

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Life begins at retirement.
– Anonymous

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Retirement, a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked.
– Anonymous

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It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
– Anonymous

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Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.
– Anonymous

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Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
– Anonymous

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To retire is to begin to die.
– Anonymous

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The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.
– Anonymous

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The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
– Anonymous

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A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.
– Anonymous

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Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.
– Anonymous

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Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
– Anonymous

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A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
– Anonymous

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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
– Anonymous

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I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension.
– Anonymous

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The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
– Anonymous

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Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
– Anonymous

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Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap-heap.
– Anonymous

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Musicians don’t retire; they stop when there’s no more music in them.
– Anonymous

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Old soldiers never die, they merely fade away.
– Anonymous

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I will not retire while I’ve still got my legs and my make-up box.
– Anonymous

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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
– Anonymous

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Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
– Anonymous

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Retire from work, but not from life.
— M. K. Soni

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In retirement, I look for days off from my days off.
— Mason Cooley

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Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
— Workplace graffiti

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Retirement without the love of letters is a living burial.
– Seneca

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The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things.
— Susan Miller

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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
– Abe Lemons

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Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
— Margaret Mead

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Retirement means doing whatever I want to do. It means choice.
— Dianne Nahirny

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My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.
— Patty Doyle

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Musicians don’t retire they stop when there’s no more music in them.
– Louis Armstrong

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Retire? I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the only one left.
— George F. Burns

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Retirement may be an ending, a closing, but it is also a new beginning.
– Catherine Pulsifer

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For retirement brings repose, and repose allows a kindly judgment of all things.
– John Sharp Williams

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A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ’em to get a life.
— Larry Laser

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Retired is being twice tired, I’ve thought First tired of working, Then tired of not.
— Richard Armour

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Retirement at sixty five is ridiculous. When I was sixty five I still had pimples.
– George Burns

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