Money Quotes

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
- Spike Milligan

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
- Jonathan Swift

I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need; if I die by four O’clock.
- Henry Youngman

Knowledge is like money: the more one gets, the more one craves.
- Josh Billings

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
- Jean Paul Getty

People who say that money is the root of all evil don’t have any.
- Anonymous

He who controls the money supply of a nation controls the nation.
- James A. Garfield

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.
- Lazarus Long

Money can’t buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.
- Spike Milligan

Money isn’t everything but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.
- Edmund Stockdale

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets.
- John D. Rockefeller

Give me control of a nation’s money and I care not who makes her laws.
- Mayer Amschel Rothschild

Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
- Richard Friedman

Pennies do not come from heaven. They have to be earned here on earth.
- Margaret Thatcher

The insolence of authority is endeavoring to substitute money for ideas.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Money never starts an idea. It is always the idea that starts the money.
- Owen Laughlin

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
- Johnny Carson

When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
- John Wesley

You can’t pay enough money to cure that feeling of being broken and confused.
- Winona Ryder

Liking money like I like it, is nothing less than mysticism. Money is a glory.
- Salvador Dalí

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.
- Theodore H. White

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.
- Katherine Whitehorn

The day, water, sun, moon, night. I do not have to purchase these things with money.
- Titus Maccius Plautus

Between work and family, I’m really not spending enough quality time with my money.
- Anonymous

Nothing is cheap which is superfluous, for what one does not need, is dear at a penny.
- Plutarch