Men Quotes
+32My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
- Tim Allen
+26What would men be without women? Scarce, sir .. mighty scarce.
- Mark Twain
+26A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
- Spanish Proverb
+24Young men soon give, and soon forget affronts,Old age is slow in both.
- Joseph Addison
+21More men are sorry for speaking, than keeping silence.
- Anonymous
+18I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
+3I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
- Wendy Liebman
+3Men like a woman with a daring tongue. That’s a double entendre, which reminds me they also like a ménage à trois.
- Carrie Latet
+3The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
+3Man shapes himself through decisions that shape his environment.
- Rene Dubos
+2Man has will, but woman has her way.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
+2To be wise and love exceeds man’s might.
- William Shakespeare
+1A hard man is good to find.
- Mae West
+1Woman was God’s second mistake.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
+1No nice men are good at getting taxis.
- Katherine Whitehorn
+1Young men preen. Old men scheme.
- Mason Cooley
+1All men are of one metal, but not in one mold.
- John Lyly
+1Few men have been admired of their familiars.
- Michel Montaigne
+1If men had more up top we’d need less up front.
- Jaci Stephen
+1The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
- Gloria Allred
+1Why can’t women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
- Kathy Lette
+1Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters.
- Victor Hugo
+1It’s not the men in my life, it’s the life in my men.
- Mae West
+1Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
- Mae West
+1Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
- Gloria Steinhem
+1Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
- Helen Rowland
+1When it comes to hiding porn, every man is a CIA agent.
- S.A. Sachs
+1The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest.
- Roseanne Barr
+1My theory is that men are no more liberated than women.
- Indira Gandhi
+1Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them.
- Marilyn Moroe
+1I can eat a man, but I’m not sure of the fiber content.
- Jenny Eclair
+1I make presents to the mother but think of the daughter.
- Johann Wolfgang
+1Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
- Katharine Hepburn
+1Men are beasts and even beasts don’t behave as they do.
- Brigitte Bardot
+1Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
- Kathy Lette
+1Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.
- Mignon McLaughlin
+1Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
- Kathy Lette
+1Show me a woman who doesn’t feel guilty and I’ll show you a man.
- Erica Jong
+1A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.
- Oscar Wilde
+1Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel.
- William Thackeray
