Insult Quotes - Page 2

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I don’t think you are a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
-Anonymous

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There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
- Sinclair Lewis

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I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
-Anonymous

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And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
-Anonymous

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If you aren’t popular get some friends from YOUR planet
-Anonymous

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I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
-Anonymous

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I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
-Anonymous

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A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.
- James Thurber

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I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely.
- Josephine Baker

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Thou hast added insult to injury.
- Phaedrus

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He can’t see a belt without hitting below it.
- Margot Asquith

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Take care how thou offend est men raised from low condition.
- Thomas Fuller

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It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.
- Seneca

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If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
-Anonymous

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For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
-Anonymous

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It’d be a terrific innovation if`you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.
- Katharine Hepburn

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Only one who can swallow an insult is a man.
- Chinese Proverb

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To be insulted by you is to be garlanded with lilies
- Aristophanes

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A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.
- Frederick Douglass

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He insulted me, he cheated me, he beat me, he robbed me those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace.
- Buddha

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Never insult anyone by accident.
- Robert A. Heinlein

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Wrongs unredressed, or insults unavenged.
- William Wordsworth

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The way to procure insults is to submit to them. A man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
- William Hazlitt

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Young people soon give, and forget INSULTS, but old age is slow in both.
- Joseph Addison

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