If your gonna be two faced at least make one of em pretty!
– Kayla Morris
I love it when someone insults me. That means I don’t have to be nice anymore.
– Billy Idol
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
– Oscar Wilde
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
– Dorothy Thompson
Lucky for you, mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley Jr.
INSULTS are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong.
– Jean Jacques Rousseau
If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
– Simon Cowell
I was asked to memorize what I did not understand; and, my memory being so good, it refused to be insulted in that manner.
– Aleister Crowley
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
– Mae West
I’ve seen better looking hair in a shower drain
You will find that silence or very gentle words are the most exquisite revenge for insult.
– Judge Hall
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
– Oscar Wilde
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull
She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
– Oscar Levant
But one should never an insult for so long, “Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.”
– Arab Proverb
He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong.
– Benjamin Disraeli
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
– Thomas Brackett Reed
Deceive the rich and powerful if you will, but don’t insult them.
– Japanese Proverb
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand INSULTS.
– Louis Nizer
I just don’t believe that you have to come in and insult people when you want to change things.
– Sydney Schanberg
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
– Philip Dormer
Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
– Freddie Mercury
If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.
– Johannes Brahms
Irony is an insult conveyed in the form of a compliment.
– Edwin P. Whipple
Insults should be well avenged or well endured.
– Scottish Proverb
The best way to procure insults is to submit to them.
– William Hazlitt
It seldom pays to be rude. It never pays to be only half-rude.
– Norman Douglas
Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.
– Suzanne Fields
If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.
– Edmond De Goncourt
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.
– Andrew Lang
He who puts up with insult invites injury.
– Jewish Proverb
The point of quotations is that one can use another’s words to be insulting.
– Amanda Cross
I don’t think you are a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others