Insult Quotes

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If your gonna be two faced at least make one of em pretty!
- Kayla Morris

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I love it when someone insults me. That means I don’t have to be nice anymore.
- Billy Idol

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

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I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
- William F. Buckley Jr.

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Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
- Dorothy Thompson

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I was asked to memorize what I did not understand; and, my memory being so good, it refused to be insulted in that manner.
- Aleister Crowley

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INSULTS are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong.
- Jean Jacques Rousseau

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Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
- Proverb

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I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
- Oscar Wilde

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If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
- Simon Cowell

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Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
- Cordell Hull

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His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
- Mae West

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You will find that silence or very gentle words are the most exquisite revenge for insult.
- Judge Hall

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She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
- Oscar Levant

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But one should never an insult for so long, “Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.”
- Arab Proverb

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He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong.
- Benjamin Disraeli

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If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.
- Johannes Brahms

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Irony is an insult conveyed in the form of a compliment.
- Edwin P. Whipple

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They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
- Thomas Brackett Reed

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Deceive the rich and powerful if you will, but don’t insult them.
- Japanese Proverb

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An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
- Philip Dormer

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Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
- Freddie Mercury

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A graceful taunt is worth a thousand INSULTS.
- Louis Nizer

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He has not so much brain as earwax.
- William Shakespeare

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Insults should be well avenged or well endured.
- Scottish Proverb

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