Insult Quotes

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If your gonna be two faced at least make one of em pretty!
– Kayla Morris

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I love it when someone insults me. That means I don’t have to be nice anymore.
– Billy Idol

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
– Oscar Wilde

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Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
– Dorothy Thompson

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Lucky for you, mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
-Anonymous

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I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley Jr.

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INSULTS are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong.
– Jean Jacques Rousseau

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If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
– Simon Cowell

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I was asked to memorize what I did not understand; and, my memory being so good, it refused to be insulted in that manner.
– Aleister Crowley

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His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
– Mae West

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I’ve seen better looking hair in a shower drain
-Anonymous

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You will find that silence or very gentle words are the most exquisite revenge for insult.
– Judge Hall

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Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
– Proverb

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I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
– Oscar Wilde

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Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull

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She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
– Oscar Levant

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But one should never an insult for so long, “Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.”
– Arab Proverb

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He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong.
– Benjamin Disraeli

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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
-Anonymous

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They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
– Thomas Brackett Reed

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Deceive the rich and powerful if you will, but don’t insult them.
– Japanese Proverb

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Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
-Anonymous

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Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
-Anonymous

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I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
-Anonymous

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A graceful taunt is worth a thousand INSULTS.
– Louis Nizer

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I just don’t believe that you have to come in and insult people when you want to change things.
– Sydney Schanberg

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An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
– Philip Dormer

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Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
– Freddie Mercury

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If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.
– Johannes Brahms

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Irony is an insult conveyed in the form of a compliment.
– Edwin P. Whipple

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Text Ex Girlfriend Back

Text Ex Girlfriend Back

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Insults should be well avenged or well endured.
– Scottish Proverb

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The best way to procure insults is to submit to them.
– William Hazlitt

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It seldom pays to be rude. It never pays to be only half-rude.
– Norman Douglas

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Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.
– Suzanne Fields

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If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.
– Edmond De Goncourt

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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.
– Andrew Lang

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He who puts up with insult invites injury.
– Jewish Proverb

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The point of quotations is that one can use another’s words to be insulting.
– Amanda Cross

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I don’t think you are a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
-Anonymous

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