If your gonna be two faced at least make one of em pretty!
- Kayla Morris
I love it when someone insults me. That means I don’t have to be nice anymore.
- Billy Idol
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
- Dorothy Thompson
Lucky for you, mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
- William F. Buckley Jr.
If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
- Simon Cowell
I was asked to memorize what I did not understand; and, my memory being so good, it refused to be insulted in that manner.
- Aleister Crowley
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
- Mae West
INSULTS are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong.
- Jean Jacques Rousseau
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
- Oscar Wilde
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
- Cordell Hull
I’ve seen better looking hair in a shower drain
You will find that silence or very gentle words are the most exquisite revenge for insult.
- Judge Hall
She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
- Oscar Levant
But one should never an insult for so long, “Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.”
- Arab Proverb
He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong.
- Benjamin Disraeli
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Deceive the rich and powerful if you will, but don’t insult them.
- Japanese Proverb
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand INSULTS.
- Louis Nizer
I just don’t believe that you have to come in and insult people when you want to change things.
- Sydney Schanberg
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
- Thomas Brackett Reed
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
- Philip Dormer
Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
- Freddie Mercury
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.
- Johannes Brahms
Irony is an insult conveyed in the form of a compliment.
- Edwin P. Whipple
Insults should be well avenged or well endured.
- Scottish Proverb
The best way to procure insults is to submit to them.
- William Hazlitt
It seldom pays to be rude. It never pays to be only half-rude.
- Norman Douglas
Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.
- Suzanne Fields
If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.
- Edmond De Goncourt
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.
- Andrew Lang
Adding “just kidding” doesn’t make it okay to insult the Principal.
- Nancy Cartwright
He who puts up with insult invites injury.
- Jewish Proverb
The point of quotations is that one can use another’s words to be insulting.
- Amanda Cross