Housewarming Quotes

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He that has a house to put’s head in has a good head piece.
- William Shakespeare

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Home, the spot of earth supremely blest, A dearer, sweeter spot than all the rest.
- Robert Montgomery

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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.
- G.M. Weilacher

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May the roof above us never fall in And may we good companions beneath it never fall out.
- Irish Blessing

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Unless one decorates one’s house for oneself alone, best leave it bare, for other people are walleyed.
- D.H. Lawrence

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And of all man’s felicities The very subtlest one, say I, Is when for the first time he sees His hearthfire smoke against the sky.
- Christopher Morley

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House, A hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beetle, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus, and microbe.
- Ambrose Bierce

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The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind a pretty uncomfortable thought particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house.
- Woody Allen

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A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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And of all man’s felicities The very subtlest one, say I.
- Christopher Morley

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It takes hands to build a house, but only hearts can build a home.
- Proverb

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No man but feels more of a man in the world if he have but a bit of ground that he can call his own.
- Charles Dudley Warner

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A house that does not have one worn, comfy chair in it is soulless.
– May Sarton

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People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30 year mortgage.
- Doug Larson