There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
- Erma Bombeck
I like this Hugo Boss, he cuts a nice suit!
Billie Holiday I never met, but I love her music.
- Nichelle Nichols
I don’t want to spend the next two years in Holiday Inns.
Walter F. Mondale
I have had a holiday, and I’d like to take it up professionally.
I need some peace and quiet… or whatever it is people go away for.
Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man made holiday.
- John Clayton
No self respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.
- Erma Bombeck
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
- Kin Hubbard
I have been determined for the past couple of years to move away from all those Holiday programmes.
But we actually has bought a house in America as well, which is mainly at the moment a holiday home.
- John Deacon
I grew up in the 1950s and ’60s, when it was almost a holiday when a black act would go on Ed Sullivan.
- Al Sharpton
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
- Jimmy Cannon
After all, the best part of a holiday is perhaps not so much to be resting yourself, as to see all the other fellows busy working.
- Kenneth Grahame
Love the giver more than the gift.
- Brigham Young
When you like your work every day is a holiday.
- Frank Tyger
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
- George Bernard Shaw
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.
- Henry Youngman
At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.
- Thomas Tusser
Marry an orphan you’ll never have to spend boring holidays with the in laws.
- George Carlin
Come, woo me, woo me, for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent.
- William Shakespeare
To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.
- Philip Andrew Adams
If I were a medical man, I should prescribe a holiday to any patient who considered his work important.
- Bertrand Russell
Reality, however utopian, is something from which people feel the need of taking pretty frequent holidays.
- Aldous Huxley
How many observe Christ’s birthday! How few, his precepts! O! ’tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.
- Benjamin Franklin
Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven’t had fourteen pairs in my life.
- Brian Clough
I do like Christmas on the whole…. In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every year.
- E.M. Forster
There were his young barbarians all at play, There was their Dacian motheröhe, their sire, Butchered to make a Roman holiday.
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.
- Andy Rooney