Hockey Quotes
+3I had all my own teeth and I wanted to keep it that way.
- Tom Glavine
+1I’d drink more.
- Bobby Hull
+1Hockey is murder on ice.
- Jim Murray
+1I’d rather fight than score.
- Dave
+1Red ice sells hockey tickets.
- Bob Stewart
+1Playing goal is like being shot at.
- Jacques Plante
+1I”m not dumb enough to be a goalie.
- Brett Hull
+1I don’t like hockey. I’m just good at it.
- Brett Hull
+1You miss 100% of the shots you never take.
- Wayne Gretzky
+1When I look at the net I see 2 or 3 goalies.
- Radek Dvorak
+1Some guys play hockey.Gretzky plays 40mph chess.
- Lowell Cohn
+1Yes, and I also like jumping out of tall buildings.
- John Vanbies
+1Hockey is like a disease, you can’t really shake it.
- Goaltender Wregget
+1If hockey fights were fixed, I’d be in more of them.
- Rod Gilbert
+1Hockey would be a great game… if played in the mud.
- Jimmy Cannon
+1Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.
- Jim McKenny
+1Hockey is a man’s game. The team with the most real men wins.
- Brian Burke
+1I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
+1We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
- Bobby Clarke
+1Get used to this phrase: how could both referees have missed that?
- Mike Brophy
+1I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
- Wayne Gretzky
+1Our system of forechecking is to shoot the puck and leave it there.
- Harry Neale
+1You try to squeeze a little more Charmin in the pads when you face him.
- Kevin Hodson
+1I guess they respect my shot because they were all ready at the blue line.
- Patrick Way
+1Our first priority was staying alive. Our second was stopping the puck.
- Glenn Hall
+1All that means is that I’ll be 783 years old when I catch Scotty Bowman.
- Kevin Constantine
+1My former wife made me a millionaire. I used to have three million dollars.
- Bobby Hull
+1That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes!
- Stu Grimson
+1The three important elements of hockey are: forecheck, backcheck and pay check.
- Gil Perreault
+1American professional athletes are bilingual; they speak English and profanity.
- Gordie Howe
+1They do a lot of talking, but I’m not sure they actually understand each other.
- Darren McCarty
+1Yeah, I”m cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn”t mean I”m not a nice person.
- Jeremy Roenick
+1Aw, don’t worry about that Doc. If it happens I could always come back as a forward.
- Harold Snepsts
+1Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon.
- Gene Hart
+1Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game.
- Chico Resch
+1We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don’t even have to go to the hospital.
- Brad Park
+1There are two types of forwards. Scorers and bangers. Scorers score and bangers bang.
- Ken Dryden
+1It would have been worse if we hadn’t blocked the kick after Toronto’s second touch down.
- Alex Delvecchio
+1I just made up my mind that I was going to lose my teeth and have my face cut to pieces.
- Johnny Bower
+1I grabbed it and squeezed it back into place. It gave a little crunch and popped right in.
- Jay Wells
