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Humor is a universal language.
- Joel Goodman
A joke is a very serious thing.
- Winston Churchill
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- Robertson Davies
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
- Colette
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
- Mel Brooks
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity.
- James Thurber
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
- Mignon McLaughlin
If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke.
- Hugh Elliott
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
- Edward Bono
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
- Irvin S. Cobb
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
- A. Whitney Brown
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
- George Bernard Shaw
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
- Horace Walpole
Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges.
- Thomas W. Higginson
The best defence against misguided arrogance is a keen sense of humour.
- Kathryn L. Nelson
Humor is everywhere, in that there’s irony in just about anything a human does.
- Bill Nye
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the joke is oneself.
- Clifton Paul Fadiman
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
- Agnes Repplier
Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
- Erma Bombeck
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
- Will Rogers
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
- Agnes Repplier
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
- E. B. White
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because there were giants standing on my shoulders.
- Harold Abelson
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.
- G. K. Chesterton
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
- Will Rogers
Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
- Sid Caesar
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
- James Thurber
Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life’s absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.
- Lewis Mumford
Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
- George Burns
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.
- Henry Ward Beecher
A well developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
- William A. Ward
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
- James Thurber
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
- Mark Twain
Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It’s unbridled, its unplanned, it’s full of suprises.
- Erma Bombeck
Where humor is concerned there are no standards no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
- John Kenneth
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
- Jessamyn West
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
- James Thurber
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
- William Thackeray
All generalizations are bad.
- R.H. Grenier


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