Funny Quotes and Sayings - Page 12
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0Washington is a place where politicians don’t know which way is up and taxes don’t know which way is down.
- Robert Orben
0It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Steven Weinberg
0I finally figured out what mosquitoes are for – they are God’s way to make us slap ourselves!
- Anonymous
0Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.
– Unknown Author
0The world is divided into people who do things – and people who get the credit.
– Dwight Morrow
0Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit salad.
0Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
- Navjot Singh Sidhu
0Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
- Navjot Singh Sidhu
0You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
- Navjot Singh Sidhu
0Birthdays are like sunburn, a lot of unwanted attention due to something that is actually quite painful.
- Anonymous
0Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
- Anonymous
0The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
- Anonymous
0Golf is not a game of good shots. It’s a game of bad shots.
- Anonymous
0Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.
- Anonymous
0Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
- Anonymous
0Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her masters.
- Anonymous
0Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence (a life sentence).
- Anonymous
0Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
- Anonymous
0Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the “Y” becomes silent.
- Anonymous
0It’s not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
- Anonymous
0Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
- Anonymous
0Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, its not so hot.
- Anonymous
0Exceptionally we find a law which does not have an exception
0Nothing is impossible, means it is impossible to find something impossible,
here comes the contradiction………………..
-2If all you say are lies what do you say that is true?
