Funny Marriage Quotes
+48If more than one Mouse is Mice then more than one Spouse is SPICE..!!
- Anonymous
+38When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Anonymous
+24Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.
- Anonymous
+22The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
- Anonymous
+22Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
- Anonymous
+22You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- Anonymous
+20My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Anonymous
+18I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years
- Anonymous
+14Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
- Anonymous
+14It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
- Anonymous
+12A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
- Anonymous
+2Marriage is tricky; you start having hot sex in the kitchen and after a few years you end up eating cold food in bed.
+1Marry for money, my little sonny, a rich man’s joke is always funny.
- Hebrew Proverb
0Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
- Anonymous
0Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her masters.
- Anonymous
0Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence (a life sentence).
- Anonymous
0Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
- Anonymous
0Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the “Y” becomes silent.
- Anonymous
0It’s not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
- Anonymous
0Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
- Anonymous
0Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, its not so hot.
- Anonymous
