Funny Golf Quotes

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Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
- Anonymous

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The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
- Anonymous

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I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
- Anonymous

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I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
- Anonymous

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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
- Anonymous

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Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
- Anonymous

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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
- Anonymous

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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
- Anonymous

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Golf is a funny game and today seemed to go my way, so it was nice to get off to a good start.
- Anonymous

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I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
- Anonymous

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
- Anonymous

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
- Anonymous

Golf is not a game of good shots. It’s a game of bad shots.
- Anonymous

Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.
- Anonymous