Funny Golf Quotes

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The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
– Anonymous

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Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
– Anonymous

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I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
– Anonymous

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I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
– Anonymous

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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
– Anonymous

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Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
– Anonymous

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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
– Anonymous

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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
– Anonymous

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Golf is a funny game and today seemed to go my way, so it was nice to get off to a good start.
– Anonymous

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I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
– Anonymous

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I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
– Buddy Hackett

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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.
– Winston Churchill

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My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.
– Anonymous

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The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.
– Anonymous

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I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.
– Anonymous

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They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.
– Anonymous