Funny Birthday Quotes
+24It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
- Anonymous
+20Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
- Anonymous
+20After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
- Anonymous
+18A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost
+16My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of. Lord only knows.
- Anonymous
+16Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
- Anonymous
+14Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
- Anonymous
+1Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
- Anonymous
0Birthdays are like sunburn, a lot of unwanted attention due to something that is actually quite painful.
- Anonymous
