Funny Witty Quotes
+74It isn’t homework unless it’s due tomorrow.
- Anonymous
+48Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
- Anonymous
+48Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
- Anonymous
+42The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
- Anonymous
+40Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
- Anonymous
+34Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
- Anonymous
+30You never learn anything by doing it right.
- Anonymous
+28The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
- Anonymous
+22I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
- Anonymous
+22Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
- Anonymous
+18Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- Anonymous
+16You can’t be late until you show up.
- Anonymous
+14War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
- Anonymous
+12The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
- Anonymous
+5Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.
- Albert Einstein
+3Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- Erma Bombeck
0Exceptionally we find a law which does not have an exception
0Nothing is impossible, means it is impossible to find something impossible,
here comes the contradiction………………..
