Funny Men Quotes
+44Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn.
- Anonymous
+34Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare.
- Anonymous
+28To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior’.
- Anonymous
+24The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest.
- Anonymous
+22The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
- Anonymous
+20You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent ? That’s why I never take baths.
- Anonymous
+14Boys are like bubble gum, sweet in the beginning, but dull in the end! 
+12A man in the house is worth two in the street.
- Anonymous
+10All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
- Anonymous
+10A genius is a man who can re wrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over.
- Anonymous
+3Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
- Katherine Hepburn
+1A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
- Carrie Snow
+1The True Man wants 2 things: DANGER & PLAY. For that reason he wants Woman, as the Most Dangerous Plaything.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
+1A skeptic is a person who would ask God for his ID card.
- Edgar A. Shoaff
