Food Quotes
+9Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
- Jim Davis
+6Three things are needed for a good life, good friends, good food, and good song.
- Jason Zebehazy
+3The belly rules the mind.
- Spanish Proverb
+3There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
- George Bernard Shaw
+1An empty belly is the best cook.
- Estonian Proverb
+1Good food ends with good talk.
- Geoffrey Neighor
+1Eating is always a decision, nobody forces your hand to pick up food and put it into your mouth.
- Albert Ellis, Michael Abrams, Lidia Dengelegi
+1My favorite animal is steak.
- Fran Lebowitz
+1All sorrows are less with bread.
- Miguel Cervantes
+1Worries go down better with soup.
- Jewish Proverb
+1Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts.
- Charles Lamb
+1Hunger is the best sauce in the world.
- Cervantes
+1No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.
- Robert Morley
+1I eat merely to put food out of my mind.
- N.F. Simpson
+1Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
- Fran Lebowitz
+1All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.
- John Gunther
+1Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.
- Jay Leno
+1The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.
- Confucius
+1Anyhow, the hole in the dough nut is at least digestible.
- H.L. Mencken
+1I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
- Erma Bombeck
+1The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
- Woody Allen
+1I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.
- Julia
+1Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
- Fran Lebowitz
+1As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.
- Joan Gussow
+1The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
– G.K. Chesterton
+1Watermelon it’s a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.
- Enrico Caruso
+1If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
- Jo Brand
+1Don’t let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.
- Anthony Trollope
+1I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead not sick, not wounded dead.
- Woody Allen
+1Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks.
- Lin Yutang
+1When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste.
- Laiko Bahrs
+1It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks.
- Pierre August
+1The real fact is that I could no longer stand their eternal cold mutton.
- Cecil Rhodes
+1The more you eat, the less flavor; the less you eat, the more flavor.
- Chinese Proverb
+1The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it’s bad for you.
- Isaac Asimov
+1I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
- Bob Monkhouse
+1I’m not sure what makes pepperoni so good – if it’s the pepper or the oni.
- Ulrik Stephens
+1As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
- Buddy Hackett
+1Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
- Henry
+1Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
- Dave Barry
