Dogs Quotes, Sayings about dogs and puppies
Histories are more full of the examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
- Alexander Pope
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
- Christopher Morley
All knowledge, the totality of all questions and answers, is contained in the dog.
- Franz Kafka
No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than a dog.
- Stanley Leinwoll
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
- Mabel Louise Robinson
Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
- Lewis Grizzard
The dog is a yes animal, very popular with people who can’t afford to keep a yes man.
- Robertson Davies
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
- O.A. Battista
No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich.
- Louis Sabin
I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it’s a man or a dog; they’re the best for everyday.
- George Bernard Shaw
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
- Karel Capek
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
- Will Rogers
The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go.
- Winston Churchill
Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of our country as Wall Street and the railroads.
- Harry S. Truman
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.
- Sue Murphy
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
- Agnes Repplier
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein
A dog is not “almost human” and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
- John Holmes
With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.
- Edward Jesse
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
- Gilda Radner
We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.
- George Eliot
Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog.
- James Thurber
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
- Steve Bluestone
Amount of time it takes for a dog to “do its business” is directly proportional to outside temperature suitability of owner’s outerwear.
- Betsy CaƱas Garmon


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