Dogs Quotes, Sayings about dogs and puppies
+35Who kicks a dog kicks his own soul towards hell.
- Will Judy
+27Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.
- Corey Ford
+27A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
- Josh Billings
+25A dog is not “almost human” and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
- John Holmes
+23There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams
+23Until one has loved an animal a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.
- Anatole France
+17Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
- Agnes Sligh
+17Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras
+15Dogs are miracles with paws.
- Susan Ariel
+13No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich.
- Louis Sabin
+13If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
- Will Rogers
+11Happiness is a warm puppy.
- Charles M. Schulz
+11If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
- Will Rogers
+11To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring it was peace.
- Milan Kundera
+9My little dog a heartbeat at my feet.
- Edith Wharton
+9The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.
- Mark Twain
+9If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
- Andy Rooney
+9When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
- David Starr Jordan
+9Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
- Agnes Sligh Turnbull
+7The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be.
- Konrad Lorenz
+7My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein
+6Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.
- Holbrook Jackson
+5A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley
+5Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
- Gene Hill
+5Amount of time it takes for a dog to “do its business” is directly proportional to outside temperature suitability of owner’s outerwear.
- Betsy Cañas Garmon
+5The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
- Samuel Butler
+5Dogs are miracles with paws.
- Susan Ariel
+4Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.
- Mordecai Wyatt Johnson
+3The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can’t afford to keep a yes-man.
- Robertson Davies
+3No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than a dog.
- Stanley Leinwoll
+3A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
- O.A. Battista
+3The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go.
- Winston Churchill
+3Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of our country as Wall Street and the railroads.
- Harry S. Truman
+3I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
- Gilda Radner
+3Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog.
- James Thurber
+3Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
- Steve Bluestone
+3They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
- Jerome K. Jerome
+3I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner
+3I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
- Will Rogers
+2If it wasn’t for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.
- Anonymous
