Desserts Quotes
+3Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.
- Erma Bombeck
+1Chocolate remedies adversity.
- Jareb Teague
+1Ice cream is happiness condensed.
- Jessi Lane Adams
+1Fudge is made by chocolate angels.
- Alexis F. Hope
+1Cookies are made of butter and love.
- Norwegian Proverb
+1Ice cream is the original soul food.
- Lexie Saige
+1Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
- Ernestine Ulmer
+1Me and ice cream. Best friends forever.
- Jessi Lane Adams
+1Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.
- Jason Love
+1Chocolate is the only aromatherapy I need.
- Jasmine Heiler
+1Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.
- Toulouse Lautrec
+1Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert.
- B. C. Forbes
+1Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness.
- Alexis F. Hope
+1Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.
- Don Kardong
+1Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal.
- Voltaire
+1Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
- Fernando Pessoa
+1Fudge is a noun, a verb, an interjection, and delicious!
- Jessi Lane Adams
+1Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
- Lora Brody
+1I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.
- Jason Love
+1If your sweet tooth says candy your wisdom tooth says cerreta.
- Arizona
+1A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.
- Anthelme Brillat
+1It’s nice to eat a good hunk of beef but you want a light dessert, too.
- Arthur Fiedler
+1It’s the finale. It’s the last impression. A bad dessert can ruin the meal.
- Anne McManus
+1Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
- Sandra Boynton
+1There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.
- Linda Grayson
+1If ice cream is scooped but no one is there to eat it, does it still taste good?
- A.J. Esther
+1All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!
- Charles Schulz
+1The 12 step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
- Terry Moore
+1You talk about me, I am chicken to fight you. That’s not true. I bring you dessert.
- Vitali Klitschko
+1Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
- Jason Love
+1Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
- Erma Bombeck
+1Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.
- Jim Davis
+1It was like . . . it was so . . . uh. Like butter, like a really good piece of dessert.
- Melissa Gregory
+1There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.
- Leslie Moak Murray
+1Unless your name ends in Baskin or Robbins, I really can’t fit you into my schedule right now.
- Uniek Swain
+1We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
+1Chocolate is like medicine but as with medicine, the key is the proper dose. Don’t overdo it.
- Edward Jones
+1Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
- Jim Fiebig
+1After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.
- Emily Luchetti
+1Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold.
- Judith Olney
