Dental Quotes

An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.
- Richard Baxter

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.
- George Bernard Shaw

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
- Ogden Nash

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas.
- Mason Cooley

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
- Ambrose Bierce