Computers Quotes, Sayings about PC
+20On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
- Anonymous
+18In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?
- Anonymous
+18Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
- Anonymous
+16Hard Drive is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
- Anonymous
+16Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- Anonymous
+16Keyboard missing press F3 to continue.
- Anonymous
+16As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
- Anonymous
+15Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Don’t drink and derive.
- Anonymous
+14When all else fails, read the manual.
- Anonymous
+14DOS never says excellent command or file name.
- Anonymous
+13Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.
- Anonymous
+13I had a life once now I have a computer and a modem.
- Anonymous
+13To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.
- Anonymous
+12Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
- Anonymous
+12A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.
- Anonymous
+11Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you !
- Anonymous
+10The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
- Anonymous
+3Computers can never replace human stupidity.
- Anonymous
+2Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
- Doug Larson
+1The computer is a moron.
- Peter Drucker
+1I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
- Isaac Asimov
+1Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
- Steve Wozniak
+1The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
- Alan Perlis
+1Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.
- Jean Rostand
+1I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas J. Watson
+1Artificial intelligence ? No thank you, I don’t need crutches.
- Szylowicz
+1Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.
- Nicholas Negroponte
+1To err is human and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
- Robert Orben
+1Foolproof systems don’t take into account the ingenuity of fools.
— Gene Brown
+1Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
- Joseph Campbell
+1If you don’t want to be replaced by a computer, don’t act like one.
— Arno Penzias
+1Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
- Clifford Stoll
+1A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
+1Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
- Edward Shepherd
+1Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
- E. W. Dijkstra
+1Do you believe in computer dating? Only if the computers really love each other.
- Groucho Marx
+1TV is passive; computers are active. TV is just a really, really good screen saver.
- Bill Machrone
+1Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who’s going to build.
- Larry Ellison
+1Remember, the problem is not that people are stupid; the problem is that modems are cheap.
— Vince Sabio
+1The digital revolution is far more significant than the invention of writing or even of printing.
- Douglas Engelbart
