College Quotes, Sayings about college life
+20Does college pay? They do if you are a good open field runner.
- Anonymous
+19Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.
- Anonymous
+19Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.
- Anonymous
+18I have never let schooling interfere with my education.
- Anonymous
+17A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
- Anonymous
+17When bright young minds can’t afford college, America pays the price.
- Anonymous
+16The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means to an education.
- Anonymous
+16You can lead a boy to college, but you can’t make him think.
- Anonymous
+16The purpose of the university is to make students safe for ideas not ideas safe for students.
- Anonymous
+15One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it’s very complex, it’s very profound.
- Anonymous
+15Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Anonymous
+15The important thing is the educational experience itself — how to survive it.
- Anonymous
+14College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
- Anonymous
+14A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
- Anonymous
+13One must plan for the future and anticipate the future without fearing the future.
- Robin Hobb
+12If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing you have a college degree.
- Anonymous
+11The chief value in going to college is that it’s the only way to learn it really doesn’t matter.
- Anonymous
+11College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
- Anonymous
+10College is the best time of your life.
- Anonymous
+1You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.
- Elbert Hubbard
+1If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library.
— Frank Zappa
+1The perfect going away gift for a college student athlete. A dictionary.
— Dave Anderson
+1The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm.
- Fred Dehner
+1Colleges are like old age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
- Bob Dylan
+1The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
- J. Frank Dobie
+1Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in hamburger technology.
- Clive James
+1Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because they didn’t.
— L. L. Henderson
+1My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
— Emo Philips
+1The quality of a university is measured more by the kind of student it turns out than the kind it takes in.
- Robert J. Kibbee
+1College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
- Elbert Hubbard
+1Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught.
- Oscar Wilde
+1The first two years of college are vocabulary lessons. The second two years are spent learning who to ask and where to look it up.
- Bill Austin
+1I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
— Dave Barry
+1You’ve got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you’re not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.
- Steven D. Woodhull
+1Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income–which he then spends sending his son to college.
- Bill Vaughn
0Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium;unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach.
- Will Rogers
