Coffee Quotes, Sayings about Caffeine

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A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.
– Anonymous

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Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin !!
– Anonymous

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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
– Anonymous

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Coffee has two virtues: it’s wet and warm.
– Anonymous

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No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
– Anonymous

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Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.
– Anonymous

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Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

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– Anonymous

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Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
– Voyager

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Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
– Bob Irwin

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Coffee and love are best when they are hot.
– German Proverb

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He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.
– Josephine Baker

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I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.
– Carly Simon

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Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
– Stephanie Piro

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I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
– T.S. Eliot

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Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.
– Jessi Lane Adams

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Until I drank Italian espresso coffee, I never knew what a tease filtered coffee was.

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Coffee, which makes the politicians wise, And see through all things with his half-shut eyes.
– Alexander Pope

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Men should be like coffee, hot sweet and strong.
Dutch Proverb

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I could smell myself awake with that coffee.
– Jaesse Tyler

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Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.
– Dutch Proverb

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I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.
– Harry Mahtar

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Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
– Drew Sirtors

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Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
– Jonathan Swift

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I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.
– John Van Druten

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Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
– Alphonse Allais

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Black as the devil, Hot as hell, Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
– Charles Maurice

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I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
– Ronald Reagan

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No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
– Sheik Abd

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Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
– Anne Morrow Lindbergh

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A cup of coffee commits one to forty years of friendship.
– Turkish Proverb

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In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.
– Jeff Bezos

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You know you’ve been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance.
– Sweeney Todd Lundgren

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No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.
– Henry Ward Beecher

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I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
– Flash Rosenberg

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Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
– Turkish Proverb

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If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
– Mae West

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Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.
– Alexander King

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Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
– David Letterman