Clothing Quotes
When in doubt, wear red.
- Bill Blass
I model irregular clothing.
- Jay London
Every uniform corrupts one’s character.
- Max Frisch
Never wear anything that panics the cat.
- P.J. O’Rourke
The truly fashionable are beyond fashion.
- Cecil Beaton
What a strange power there is in clothing.
- Isaac Bashevis
It’s not what you wear it’s how you take it off.
- Anonymous
Insecurity is love dressed in a child’s clothing.
- Gaelic Prover
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David
I’ve always regarded nature as the clothing of God.
- Alan Hovhaness
I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn’t itch.
- Gilda Radner
Fairest and best adorned is she Whose clothing is humility.
- James Montgomery
If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.
- Sue Grafton
I wasn’t really naked. I simply didn’t have any clothes on.
- Josephine Baker
Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.
- Epictetus
A man cannot dress, but his ideas get cloath’d at the same time.
- Laurence Sterne
Models are what they are… people who model clothing, that’s all.
- Kim Smith
It’s always the badly dressed people who are the most interesting.
- Jean Paul Gaultier
I spilt some stain remover on my sleeve. How do you get that out?
- Bob Monkhouse
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
- James H. Boren
I don’t see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
- Anonymous
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
- Françoise Sagan
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
- Elsa Schiaparelli
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
- Mae West
I have a line of clothing at J.C. Penney’s… and I’m lucky to be affiliated.
- Diahann Carroll
Remember that always dressing in understated good taste is the same as playing dead.
- Susan Catherine
Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.
- Mignon McLaughlin
There is nothing touches our imagination so much as a beautiful woman in a plain dress.
- Joseph Addison
As you know, the business is cyclic with styles. It’s no different from clothing styles.
- Juice Newton
Clothes are inevitable. They are nothing less than the furniture of the mind made visible.
- James Laver
I’m just a bleeping maniac in straight clothing. There’s no reason to dress my monster up.
- Glenn Frey
After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.
- Douglas William
A great thing happening now in art is that artists are using the figure, the body, clothing life.
- Issey Miyake
Customers want good value, but they care more than ever how food and clothing products are made.
- Stuart Rose
Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he’s well dressed. There ain’t much credit in that.
- Charles Dickens
I have a hankering to go back to the Orient and discard my necktie. Neckties strangle clear thinking.
- Lin Yutang
The finest clothing made is a person’s skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
- Mark Twain
People used to complain to me all the time, ‘I can’t even hear you sing because your clothes are so loud.’
- Cyndi Lauper


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