Cats Quotes
+4A meow massages the heart.
- Stuart McMillan
+4As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
- Ellen Perry Berkeley
+3Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Jeff Valdez
+3How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.
- Robert A. Heinlein
+3If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.
- Nan Porter
+3The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.
- Ernest Menaul
+3There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
- Albert Schweitzer
+3Dogs come when they’re called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
- Mary Bly
+3I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
- Hippolyte Taine
+2Beware of people who dislike cats.
- Irish Proverb
+2In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.
- English Proverb
+1One cat just leads to another.
- Ernest Hemingway
+1The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
- Leonardo da Vinci
+1People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
- Faith Resnick
+1No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln
+1A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.
- Mark Twain
+1You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.
- Colonial
+1For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
- Anon
+1There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.
- Tay Hohoff
+1In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.
- Warren Eckstein
+1There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
- Anonymous
+1It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.
- Cynthia E. Varnado
+1God made the cat in order that humankind might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger.
- Fernand Mery
+1Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
- Jim Davis
+1I’m aloof, I like to run around outside, but I also like to curl up in warm spots. I eat fish.
- Megan Coughlin
+1There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.
- Dan Greenberg
+1When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?
- Montaigne
+1Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.
- John Dobbin
+1The sun rose slowly, like a fiery furball coughed up uneasily onto a sky blue carpet by a giant unseen cat.
- Michael McGarel
+1You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.
- George Mikes
+1Don’t think that I’m silly for liking it, I just happen to like the simple little things, and I love cats!
- Michelle Gardner
+1A home without a cat and a wellfed, well petted and properly revered catmay be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?
- Pudd’nhead Wilson
+1No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.
- Leo Dworken
+1If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
- Mark Twain
+1We need a word for all the kitty-prints that are all over my windshield because the cats like to lie on my hood when the car is still warm.
- Megan Coughlin
+1God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
- Pablo Picasso
+1Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you’re hungry, eat. When you’re tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet’s, pee on your owner.
- Gary Smith
+1After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.
- Charlotte Gray
+1With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?
- Fernand Mery
+1The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn’t just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I’m mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have three different names.
- T.S. Eliot
