Cats Quotes

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Jeff Valdez

A meow massages the heart.
- Stuart McMillan

Beware of people who dislike cats.
- Irish Proverb

In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.
- English Proverb

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
- Ellen Perry Berkeley

One cat just leads to another.
- Ernest Hemingway

If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.
- Nan Porter

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
- Leonardo da Vinci

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.
- Ernest Menaul

People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
- Faith Resnick

How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.
- Robert A. Heinlein

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
- Albert Schweitzer

Dogs come when they’re called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
- Mary Bly

No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.
- Mark Twain

You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.
- Colonial

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
- Anon

There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.
- Tay Hohoff

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.
- Warren Eckstein

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
- Anonymous

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.
- Cynthia E. Varnado

God made the cat in order that humankind might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger.
- Fernand Mery

Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
- Jim Davis

I’m aloof, I like to run around outside, but I also like to curl up in warm spots. I eat fish.
- Megan Coughlin

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
- Hippolyte Taine

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