Camping Quotes
+1If you’re not in New York, you’re camping out.
- Thomas E. Dewey
+1Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?
- Jessica Simpson
+1Jews don’t go camping. Life is hard enough as it is.
- Carol Siskind
+1Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
- Dave Barry
+1I went camping for 33 days, and now everybody seems to care.
- Colleen Haskell
+1The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
- Dave Barry
+1Whim, we didn’t die in a concentration camp. And I’ve never lost that.
- Maurice Sendak
+1Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi.
- Jon Stewart
+1Life is a concentration camp. You’re stuck here and there’s no way ou t and.
- Woody Allen
+1I, more or less, love camping out, so I dug it, but I didn’t enjoy other people’s pain.
- Casper Van Dien
+1We now no longer camp as for a night, but have settled down on earth and forgotten heaven.
- Henry David Thoreau
+1Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
- W. C. Fields
+1She had the loaded handbag of someone who camps out and seldom goes home, or who imagines life must be full of emergencies.
- Mavis Gallant
+1On Fame’s eternal camping ground Their silent tents are spread, And Glory guards with solemn round The bivouac of the dead.
- Theodore O’Hara
+1It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
- Dave Barry
+1Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations.When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
- George Carlin
+1Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
- Jack Handey
+1Millions of Americans each year use our national forests to go hiking, fishing, hunting, camping, swimming, horseback riding, and canoeing.
- Ric Keller
+1Following my junior year in high school, I went on a camping trip through Russia in a group led by Horst Momber, a young language teacher from Roosevelt.
- Peter Agre
+1Let the tent be struck.
- Robert E.Lee
+1Camping nature’s way of promoting the motel industry.
- Dave Barry
+1I like to hike with my dog, Webster. It helps clear my mind.
- Calista Flockhart
+1Slumber not in the tents of your fathers. The world is advancing.
- Giuseppe Mazzini
+1If the camel once gets his nose in the tent, his body will soon follow.
- Arabian Proverb
+1If I wanted to go camping, I`d go camping. This is a home, not a campground.
- Jeff Green
+1It’s better to have a thousand enemies outside of the tent than one inside the tent.
- Arabian Proverb
+1I go camping with my boyfriend having nothing other than ourselves and the birds to talk with is most relaxing.
- Jamie Luner
+1It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.
- Dave Barry
+1I never saw a man who looked with such a wistful eye upon that little tent of blue which prisoners call the sky.
- Oscar Wilde
+1We took our little girl camping in the Middle Fork this weekend. How much better can you do for your family than that?
- Michael Turner
