Boss Day Quotes
The person who knows HOW will always have a job. The person who knows WHY will always be his boss.
- Diane Ravitch
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
- Homer J Simpson
Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so.
- Alison Gomme
Don’t blame the boss. He has enough problems.
- Donald Rumsfeld
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
- Dr. Lawrence Peter
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
- Kin Hubbard
The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind.
- Gen. Joe Stillwell
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what’s a workstation?
The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
- Elting E. Morison
There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.
- Peter Drucker
Most people like hard work. Particularly when they are paying for it.
- Franklin P. Jones
To make a long story short, there’s nothing like having a boss walk in.
- Doris Lilly
The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them.
- Gabriel Heatter
I’ve been promoted to middle management. I never thought I’d sink so low.
- Tim Gould
One measure of leadership is the caliber of people who choose to follow you.
- Dennis A. Peer
I would be a billionaire if I was looking to be a selfish boss. That’s not me.
- John Gotti
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
I feel a very unusual sensation – if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude.
- Benjamin Disraeli
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.
- Albert A. Grant
The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says, Go! -a leader says, Let’s go! .
- E. M. Kelly
No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
- W. C. Fields
If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure.
- Bill Gates
Management by objective works – if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don’t.
- Peter Drucker
Asking ‘who ought to be the boss’ is like asking ‘who ought to be the tenor in the quartet?’ Obviously, the man who can sing tenor.
- Henry Ford
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
- Casey Stengel
Most bosses know instinctively that their power depends more on employee’s compliance than on threats or sanctions.
- Fernanda Bartolme
The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week.
- Robert Frost
So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.
- Peter Drucker
Your real boss is the one who walks around under your hat.
- Napoleon Hill
I’ve always found that the speed of the boss is the speed of the team.
- Lee Iacocca
A good manager is a man who isn’t worried about his own career but rather the careers of those who work for him.
- H. S. M. Burns
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate you away from those who are still undecided.
- Casey Stengal
The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill.
- Robert Heller
Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.
- Howard Aiken
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
- Cannon’s Law
People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and he boss drives.
- Theodore Roosevelt