Boss Day Quotes
+16The person who knows HOW will always have a job. The person who knows WHY will always be his boss.
- Diane Ravitch
+3Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
- Homer J Simpson
+3Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so.
- Alison Gomme
+1Don’t blame the boss. He has enough problems.
- Donald Rumsfeld
+1Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
- Dr. Lawrence Peter
+1Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
- Kin Hubbard
+1The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind.
- Gen. Joe Stillwell
+1If a trainstation is where the train stops, what’s a workstation?
- Anonymous
+1The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
- Elting E. Morison
+1There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.
- Peter Drucker
+1Most people like hard work. Particularly when they are paying for it.
- Franklin P. Jones
+1To make a long story short, there’s nothing like having a boss walk in.
- Doris Lilly
+1The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them.
- Gabriel Heatter
+1I’ve been promoted to middle management. I never thought I’d sink so low.
- Tim Gould
+1One measure of leadership is the caliber of people who choose to follow you.
- Dennis A. Peer
+1I would be a billionaire if I was looking to be a selfish boss. That’s not me.
- John Gotti
+1The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
- Anonymous
+1I feel a very unusual sensation – if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude.
- Benjamin Disraeli
+1If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.
- Albert A. Grant
+1The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says, Go! -a leader says, Let’s go! .
- E. M. Kelly
+1No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
- W. C. Fields
+1If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure.
- Bill Gates
+1Management by objective works – if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don’t.
- Peter Drucker
+1Asking ‘who ought to be the boss’ is like asking ‘who ought to be the tenor in the quartet?’ Obviously, the man who can sing tenor.
- Henry Ford
+1The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
- Casey Stengel
+1Most bosses know instinctively that their power depends more on employee’s compliance than on threats or sanctions.
- Fernanda Bartolme
+1The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week.
- Robert Frost
+1So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.
- Peter Drucker
+1Your real boss is the one who walks around under your hat.
- Napoleon Hill
+1I’ve always found that the speed of the boss is the speed of the team.
- Lee Iacocca
+1A good manager is a man who isn’t worried about his own career but rather the careers of those who work for him.
- H. S. M. Burns
+1The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate you away from those who are still undecided.
- Casey Stengal
+1The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill.
- Robert Heller
+1Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.
- Howard Aiken
+1If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
- Cannon’s Law
0People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and he boss drives.
- Theodore Roosevelt
