Birth Control Quotes, Sayings about birth control
Familiarity breeds contempt and children.
- Mark Twain
He no play da game. He no make a da rules!
- Earl Butz
For birth control, I rely on my personality.
- Milt Abel
We’re more effective than birth control pills.
- Johnny Carson
A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
- Carole Tabron
Learn from your parents mistakes use birth control.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
- Joan Rivers
The best contraceptive is the word no repeated frequently.
- Margaret Smith
The only remedy against hunger is reasonable birth control.
- Friedrich Durrenmatt
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- Spike Milligan
One year they wanted to make me poster boy for birth control.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Whenever I hear of birth control, I always remember that I was the fifth.
- Clarence Darrow
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
- Harry Caray
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
- Chinese Proverb
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
- Bob Rubin
It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca Cola.
- Clare Short
We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them.
- Dora Winifred
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don’t worry about it at the right time.
- Arthur Hoppe
Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
The sign of an intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason.
- Marya Mannes
If men got pregnant, there would be safe, reliable methods of birth control. They’d be inexpensive too.
- Anna Quindlen
Last week we passed a birth control bill. Now we are trying to pass a law to put the people to bed an hour earlier.
- Frank L. Gill
When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine.
- H.G. Wells
It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.
For most women,including women who want to have children, contraception is not an option; it is a basic health care necessity.
- Louise Slaughter
We are starting a movement in the state legislatures . . . to forbid the installation of clinics that dispense contraceptives.
- Phyllis Schlafly
A birth control pill for men, that’s fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.”
- Woody Allen