Birth Control Quotes, Sayings about birth control
Familiarity breeds contempt and children.
- Mark Twain
He no play da game. He no make a da rules!
- Earl Butz
For birth control, I rely on my personality.
- Milt Abel
We’re more effective than birth control pills.
- Johnny Carson
A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
- Carole Tabron
Learn from your parents mistakes use birth control.
- Anonymous
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
- Joan Rivers
The best contraceptive is the word no repeated frequently.
- Margaret Smith
The only remedy against hunger is reasonable birth control.
- Friedrich Durrenmatt
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- Spike Milligan
One year they wanted to make me poster boy for birth control.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Whenever I hear of birth control, I always remember that I was the fifth.
- Clarence Darrow
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
- Harry Caray
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
- Chinese Proverb
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
- Anonymous
Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
- Bob Rubin
It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca Cola.
- Clare Short
We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them.
- Dora Winifred
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don’t worry about it at the right time.
- Arthur Hoppe
Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
- Roseanne
The sign of an intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason.
- Marya Mannes
If men got pregnant, there would be safe, reliable methods of birth control. They’d be inexpensive too.
- Anna Quindlen
Last week we passed a birth control bill. Now we are trying to pass a law to put the people to bed an hour earlier.
- Frank L. Gill
When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine.
- H.G. Wells
It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.
- Malcolm
For most women,including women who want to have children, contraception is not an option; it is a basic health care necessity.
- Louise Slaughter
We are starting a movement in the state legislatures . . . to forbid the installation of clinics that dispense contraceptives.
- Phyllis Schlafly
A birth control pill for men, that’s fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
- Anonymous
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.”
- Woody Allen


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