April Fool Quotes, Sayings for April Fool's Day
+42Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
- Anonymous
+30Even the gods love jokes.
- Plato
+30So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
- Anonymous
+28It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
- Max Eastman
+26I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
+26Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.
- Anonymous
+24A sense of humor is the only divine quality of man.
- Arthur Schopenhauer
+22Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
- Euripides
+22The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
- George Orwell
+20I have great faith in fools – self-confidence, my friends call it.
- Edgar Allan Poe
+20Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
- Charles Lamb
+20April Fools gone past, and you’re the biggest fool at last.
- Anonymous
+20Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
- Anonymous
+18It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.
- Spanish Proverb
+18A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
- Anonymous
+12It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
- Anonymous
+12Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment.
- Anonymous
+4You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!
- Dave Barry
+3Fools build houses, and wise men buy them.
- English Proverb
+2I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.
- Jack Handey
+1Don’t approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.
- Jewish Proverb
+1Small April sobbed, I’m going to cry Please give me a cloud to wipe my eye; Then April Fool, she laughed instead And smiled a rainbow overhead.
- Anonymous
+1The fool is always beginning to live.
- Proverb
+1He who is born a fool is never cured.
- Proverb
+1Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.
- Bioleau
+1One of love’s April-fools.
- William Congreve
+1For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
- Alexander Pope
+1Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.
- Irish Proverb
+1What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning.
- Spanish Proverb
+1We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.
- Japanese Proverb
+1If it thunders on All Fool’s Day,Expect good crops of corn and hay.
- Anonymous
+1You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.
- Ethel Barrymore
+1The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
- Will RogersI
+1Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
- Mark Twain
+1A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.
- Welsh Proverb
+1The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes.
- JD Bernal
+1This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
- Mark Twain
+1APRIL FOOL, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
- Ambrose Bierce
+1A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
- Robert Frost
+1Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
- George Bernard Shaw
