April Fool Quotes, Sayings for April Fool's Day

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Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
- Anonymous

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Even the gods love jokes.
- Plato

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So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
- Anonymous

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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
- Max Eastman

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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde

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Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.
- Anonymous

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A sense of humor is the only divine quality of man.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
- Euripides

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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
- George Orwell

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I have great faith in fools – self-confidence, my friends call it.
- Edgar Allan Poe

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Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
- Charles Lamb

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April Fools gone past, and you’re the biggest fool at last.
- Anonymous

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Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
- Anonymous

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It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.
- Spanish Proverb

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
- Anonymous

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It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
- Anonymous

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Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment.
- Anonymous

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You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!
- Dave Barry

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Fools build houses, and wise men buy them.
- English Proverb

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Small April sobbed, I’m going to cry Please give me a cloud to wipe my eye; Then April Fool, she laughed instead And smiled a rainbow overhead.
- Anonymous

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The fool is always beginning to live.
- Proverb

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He who is born a fool is never cured.
- Proverb

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Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.
- Bioleau

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One of love’s April-fools.
- William Congreve

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For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
- Alexander Pope

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