Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about Drinking - Page 2
+2I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.
- Lady Astor
+2Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life’s problems.
- Dan Castellaneta
+2Wine is bottled poetry.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
+2When the wine is in, the wit is out.
- Thomas Becon
+2Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde
+2Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
- Bob Marley
+2Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
- Winston Churchill
+1Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
- Homer J Simpson
+1I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.
- Oscar Levant
+1Drinking and driving mix only when you’re mixed up.
+1Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.
- Homer J Simpson
+1I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
- Brendan Behan
+1Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
+1Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
- Rita Rudner
+1Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.
- NF Simpson
+1Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
- Homer J Simpson
+1A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.
- Dr. Thomas Fuller
+1I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
- Winston Churchill
+1Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
- George Bernard Shaw
+1The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
- Norman Brenner
+1I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry.
- Robert Benchley
+1I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
- Brendan Behan
+1I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go for a week without a drink.
- Joe E Lewis
+1Alcoholism isn’t a spectator sport. Eventually the whole family gets to play.
- Joyce Rebeta
+1An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
– Ernest Hemmingway
+1Wine gives a man nothing it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
- Samuel Johnson
+1A man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry.
- Ecclesiastes
+1This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
- Samuel Johnson
+1If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
+1I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars – the rest I just squandered.
- George Best
+1Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
- Jean Kerr
+1I like liquor – its taste and its effects – and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
- Thomas Jackson
+1When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Ireland.
- J. P. Donleavy
+1The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn’t have to attend all those meetings.
- Arthur Lewis
+1I have made an important discovery…that alcohol,taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.
- Oscar Wilde
+1Here’s to a long life and a merry one A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one A cold beer and another one!
- Irish Saying
+1This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let’s go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer.
- Ernest Hemingway
+1Champagne is the only wine a woman can drink and still remain beautiful.
- Mme. de Pompadour
+1I’m not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
- Noel Coward
+1They who drink beer will think beer.
- Washington Irving
