Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about Drinking
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend !!!!
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
– Hunter S. Thompson
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
– Frank Sinatra
Alcohol removes inhibitions – like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: “Now bring on that damn cat!
– Eleanor Early
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
– Homer J Simpson
Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
– Benjamin Franklin
Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.
– Ogden Nash
The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk they’re sober.
– William Butler Yeats
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
– George Best
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
– Ann Landers
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
– Alex Levine
A man that lives in alcohol, will die from alcohol too.
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
– Winston Churchill
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off.
– Raymond Chandler
When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
– Johann Christoph
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
– Scottish Proverb
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
– Francis Scott
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
– Mignon McLaughlin
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
– George Burns
I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.
– Frida Kahlo
Wine is as good as life to a man, if it be drunk moderately: what life is then to a man that is without wine? for it was made to make men glad.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!
– Gerard Way
They reckon that beer contains female hormones and I think they are right. After a few too many I talk shit and can’t drive!