Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about Drinking
+41One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
- Anonymous
+26When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
+22Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
- Anonymous
+22You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Anonymous
+18Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
- Anonymous
+17I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
- Anonymous
+17I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
- Anonymous
+17A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
- Anonymous
+17Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
- Anonymous
+16Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend !!!!
- Anonymous
+15A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
- Anonymous
+15The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
- Anonymous
+15Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
- Anonymous
+13A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
- Anonymous
+12I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thompson
+12This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
- Anonymous
+11An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
- Anonymous
+10There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
- Anonymous
+7Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
+5Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
+5Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off.
- Raymond Chandler
+4I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.
- Lady Astor
+4One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
- Lady Astor
+3Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.
- Ogden Nash
+3I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.
- Oscar Levant