Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about Drinking

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One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
– Anonymous

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman

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You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Anonymous

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Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
– Anonymous

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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend !!!!
– Anonymous

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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
– Anonymous

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
– Anonymous

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Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
– Anonymous

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A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
– Anonymous

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The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
– Anonymous

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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Anonymous

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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
– Hunter S. Thompson

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There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
– Anonymous

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I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Anonymous

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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Anonymous

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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
– Anonymous

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I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
– Frank Sinatra

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Alcohol removes inhibitions – like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: “Now bring on that damn cat!
– Eleanor Early

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Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
– Homer J Simpson

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Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.
– Seneca

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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
– Benjamin Franklin

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Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.
– Ogden Nash

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The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk they’re sober.
– William Butler Yeats

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In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
– George Best

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People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
– Ann Landers

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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
– Alex Levine

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A man that lives in alcohol, will die from alcohol too.

Submitted by Genalin Sarcepuedes.
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
– Winston Churchill

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Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off.
– Raymond Chandler

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When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
– Johann Christoph

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They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
– Scottish Proverb

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I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Noel Coward

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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
– Francis Scott

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The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
– Mignon McLaughlin

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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
– George Burns

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I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.
– Frida Kahlo

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Wine is as good as life to a man, if it be drunk moderately: what life is then to a man that is without wine? for it was made to make men glad.
– Ecclesiasticus

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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!
– Gerard Way

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They reckon that beer contains female hormones and I think they are right. After a few too many I talk shit and can’t drive!

Submitted by callkm.
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