Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about Drinking
+25One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
- Anonymous
+20Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
- Anonymous
+18When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
+16Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
- Anonymous
+15I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
- Anonymous
+15I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
- Anonymous
+15The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
- Anonymous
+15A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
- Anonymous
+13A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
- Anonymous
+13Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
- Anonymous
+13Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
- Anonymous
+12You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Anonymous
+12This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
- Anonymous
+12Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend !!!!
- Anonymous
+11An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
- Anonymous
+11A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
- Anonymous
+10There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
- Anonymous
+10I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thompson
+4I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.
- Lady Astor
+3Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
+3Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
- Alex Levine
+3I’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
- Homer J. Simpson
+3Drinking and driving mix only when you’re mixed up.
+2Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!
- Gerard Way
+2I drink therefore I am.
- W.C. Fields