Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about Drinking
+37One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
- Anonymous
+32When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
+30Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
- Anonymous
+28You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Anonymous
+28Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend !!!!
- Anonymous
+23I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
- Anonymous
+19A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
- Anonymous
+19Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
- Anonymous
+17A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
- Anonymous
+17The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
- Anonymous
+15A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
- Anonymous
+14I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thompson
+12There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
- Anonymous
+11I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
- Anonymous
+11An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
- Anonymous
+11Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
+11I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
- Frank Sinatra
+10This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
- Anonymous
+7Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
+7Alcohol removes inhibitions – like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: “Now bring on that damn cat!
- Eleanor Early
+6Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.
- Seneca
+5Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.
- Ogden Nash
+5The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk they’re sober.
- William Butler Yeats
+5In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
- George Best
+5People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
- Ann Landers
+5Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
- Alex Levine
+4Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
- Homer J Simpson
+4A man that lives in alcohol, will die from alcohol too.
+4Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life’s problems.
- Dan Castellaneta
+3Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off.
- Raymond Chandler
+3When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
- Johann Christoph
+3They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
- Scottish Proverb
+3I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Noel Coward
+3First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
- Francis Scott
+3The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
- Mignon McLaughlin
+3It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
- George Burns
+3I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.
- Frida Kahlo
+3Wine is as good as life to a man, if it be drunk moderately: what life is then to a man that is without wine? for it was made to make men glad.
- Ecclesiasticus
+2Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!
- Gerard Way
+2They reckon that beer contains female hormones and I think they are right. After a few too many I talk shit and can’t drive!
