50th Birthday Quotes

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After fifty everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!
- Anonymous

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On your birthday count your candles, count your years, count your blessings. Happy 50th Birthday!
- Anonymous

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You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long.
- Anonymous

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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
- Anonymous

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I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.
- Anonymous

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Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.
- Anonymous

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You’re a classic, you only get better with age! Happy 50th Birthday!
- Anonymous

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50 is the age when you look back and smile at what you have achieved, frown at those missed opportunities, and release a slight chuckle at those moments.
- Anonymous

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I can’t believe you’re 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!
- Anonymous

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Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
- Anonymous

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Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. Happy 50th Birthday!
- Anonymous

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Middle age later than you think, and sooner than you expected.
- Anonymous

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Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty.
- Anonymous

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Congratulations for your half century! Happy 50th Birthday!
- Anonymous

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I’m not 50, I’m 49.95, plus tax!
- Anonymous

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Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday!
- Anonymous