Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game.
- Chico Resch
- Hockey would be a great game… if played in the mud. - Jimmy Cannon
- Hockey is a man’s game. The team with the most real men wins. - Brian Burke
- I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield
- There’s more violence in one football game than there is in an entire hockey season, and nobody ever talks about that. - Keith Allen
- I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx