+3Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
- Johnny Carson
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- The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. - Johnny Carson
- Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson
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