Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.
- Unknown Author
- There are two types of fisherman – those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish. - Unknown Author
- No one is listening until you fart. - Author Unknown
- If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you! - Author Unknown
- Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. - Author Unknown
- Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else. - Author Unknown