+1Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
- Dave Barry
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- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. - Dave Barry
- You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that! - Dave Barry
- To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry
- Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave BarryDave Barry
- Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry
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