If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
- Fran Lebowitz
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Category : Animal Quotes, Sayings about animalsMore Quotes
- Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep. - Fran Lebowitz
- Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep. - Fran Lebowitz
- My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz
- Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying. - Fran Lebowitz
- There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death. — Fran Lebowitz


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