+1Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink.
— Mark Twain
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- Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain
- The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. - Mark Twain
- I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer. - Lady Astor
- All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most ridiculous ones. - François Rochefoucauld
- I believe that water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
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