We’re more effective than birth control pills.
- Johnny Carson
More Quotes
- The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
- Arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. - Johnny Carson
- Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
- Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
- The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. - Johnny Carson


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