I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it.
- The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman
- On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument. - Anonymous
- When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off. - Anonymous
- My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of. Lord only knows. - Anonymous
- Birthday Bring Along A truly wonderful chance to leave aside every care and simply enjoy. Have An Extra – Special Birthday. - Anonymous