To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior’.
- I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. – John Van Druten
- Don’t wear perfume in the garden – unless you want to be pollinated by bees. – Anne Raver
- Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. -Anonymous
- If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz
- Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. – George Eliot